One month into the season, the Twins' outfield experiment is remindful of an old line from the medical profession: The operation was a success, but the patient died.
In the world of theory and mathematics, splitting playing time at three outfield positions among four players over a 162-game schedule seems reasonable. With pitching matchups, slumps and injuries dictating occasional days off for most players, anyway, what's wrong with entering a season with an extra starting-caliber outfielder, giving the manager a potent bat on his bench and reinforcements for a long season?
Well, the plan is working, but the bats are dying. Twins manager Ron Gardenhire has found logical reasons for rotating the four into and out of the lineup, but in the real world of human emotions, making a talented, young, starting-caliber outfielder worry about whether he is going to be in the lineup every day leads to lousy performances, unsettled egos and a tense clubhouse.
That might be why Carlos Gomez, the jewel of the Johan Santana trade and a key player in the Twins' long-term plans, pouted in Cleveland last weekend, earning him a chat with Gardenhire.
That might be why Michael Cuddyer, owner of a $24 million contract and a key to this year's lineup, had managed only one homer entering the weekend.
That might be why Delmon Young, acquired in a trade in which the Twins gave up potential ace Matt Garza and starting shortstop Jason Bartlett, remains the antithesis of the power-hitting corner outfielder the Twins thought they were getting.
Gardenhire's problem is that the outfielder best suited to coming off the bench is the one outfielder who has earned an everyday job -- Denard Span. As the best leadoff hitter and most adaptable fielder of the four outfielders, Span has won a steady job even though he's a lefthanded singles hitter on a team desperate for righthanded power.
That desperation led to Cuddyer's big contract, awarded him even though he has had only one highly productive season in the big leagues; the trade for Young, whose attitude with Tampa Bay prompted the Rays to look for a place to dump him; and the inclusion of the speedy, remarkably athletic Gomez in the Santana trade.