We spent all morning on a hike to get up close and personal with the towering saguaro cactuses. My young daughters imagined them as giant green cartoon characters, waving their arms to welcome us to the desert's natural amusement park. My wife tried fruitlessly to fit them neatly in an Instagram square on her iPhone.
In the afternoon, though, I couldn't get away from those annoying big-oaf prickly plants to save my life.
"You're lifting your head," my dad chastised me, as another of my golf balls limply thudded into the rough of Arizona National Golf Club. In this case, they truly mean "rough" — as in, you might get poked by a cactus or rattlesnake if you go fishing for your ball.
How could I not be lifting my head when I had the Tucson skyline to marvel at? Not the city skyline, mind you. Downtown Tucson is rather small compared with the sprawl around it, and a bit flat in the cultural department, too.
The view that swept us in was the mountain ranges and seas of saguaros that surround the southern Arizona city and make it a worthy winter getaway. Golf isn't usually on my vacation agenda, and Tucson has never been on any of my trip itineraries. But this was a different kind of family getaway. We had to vacation during the peak-travel week after Christmas or not go at all. That meant looking for somewhere cheap. Obviously, we wanted warm, too.
Tucson fit the bill to a T: reasonable, direct flights into Phoenix (two hours north); a $175/night high-end vacation rental house pressed right up against the Santa Catalina Mountains, and a week of mid-70s temperatures without a drop of anything. Ahhh.
We didn't want to leave our extended families in the lurch during the holidays, though, so we hung an "open" sign on the door. My dad came down from Minnesota and stayed for three nights, and then my father-in-law and his wife joined us from Texas the rest of the week.
It was welcome company, but also quite a test for Tucson's Welcome Wagon. The chamber of commerce probably couldn't have found a more disparate demographic group for a visitors' poll.