Panama enjoys a map.
Unfold one, and your eye will land on it. This is the spot. The link that keeps us northerners connected to places like Peru. And it's a thin one -- stretched like taffy. Where would you dig your canal from Atlantic to Pacific? You would work on it here.
Panama wants us to think of it as more than a feat of engineering, more than a continental bridge, more than headquarters for summer hats. This is why I am here. I want to check out its jungle and its animals and birds that you have to sneak around quietly to see.
When I meet my International Expeditions tour group, I find that I am not alone. Everyone seems equipped for observation. There are excellent binoculars. Extraordinary lenses for cameras. Bug spray that is state-of-the-art.
And though we've just arrived, there are already factions. "Pleased to meet you," says a guy from Iowa. "Ever seen a Harpy Eagle in the wild? Well, you might on this trip."
"Are you a birder?" cuts in a California gal. "I sure hope not. I'm an animal person myself."
The woman, who is in her late 70s, shows us a typed-up list of countries she has visited. It is extensive. No one in the group can come close. Does she have a favorite? It's the Kingdom of Bhutan. "Visiting there is like going back in time," she explains. "Only the airport is new."
Panama, on the other hand, has stretches near Panama City that look like a Latin American L.A. It has its national fast food: Pio Pio Chicken, Don Lee Oriental Cuisine. It has the complexes of its canal: locks and wharves and dredgers. Freighters stack up, waiting to move through.