Tiger, leaning over (AP Photo)

Tiger, leaning over (AP Photo)

The Star gives this the priceless headline: “No birdies in front of kids, Tiger.”
The love-cheat golfer has agreed to keep single women away from daughter Sam, three, and son Charlie, one. He can bring a new flame into their lives only if he has MARRIED her.

What will this all cost him?

The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life - even if Tiger dies first - or she'll lose the lot."

 Elin keeps their main home in Windermere, Florida, and a nearby property - jointly worth £3million - plus an apartment in Stockholm and her island farmhouse nearby.

 Tiger gets a £50million estate in Jupiter Island, Florida, where they had been building a new mansion.

 He will also keep their £2million apartment in Los Angeles, when the six-year marriage officially ends.

She also keeps a small planetoid he had constructed and lofted into orbit by Chinese military, and the underwater lair he bought when SPECTRE went out of business, and the giant ten-story high Scrooge McDuck vault with a big dollar sign on the side, filled with gold coins. He gets to keep his dignity, though. And a Dixie cup to keep it in.

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