NEW YORK - All those negative news stories about "Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark," the accident-prone Broadway show with a reported $65 million budget, had an unintended consequence. They have made the musical by U2's Bono and the Edge, which was widely panned, critic-proof.
Last week, like many weeks before, the show was again sold out. "Spider-Man" continues to finish in the top tier at the box office, keeping company with "The Lion King" and "The Book of Mormon" as it pulls in more than $1 million a week.
Perhaps "Spider-Man" has a NASCAR-like attraction for the global patrons flocking to the Foxwoods Theatre. People come to see it for the potential accidents as the nine acrobatic actors who play the title role execute flying sequences over the audience.
The attraction is certainly not the lame story, co-written by original director Julie Taymor and Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa. The book is a boring muddle about how Spider-Man (Reeve Carney) got his powers via an accident with his mad-scientist nemesis Norman Osborn/Green Goblin (Patrick Page). There also is a Greek-style spider goddess, Arachne (Christina Sajous), a role that is beautiful to watch but has no real relation to the narrative.
The muddle also extends to the music, all of which sounds alike and seems like outtakes from U2's "The Joshua Tree." Songs start with seeping keyboards, then the bass and drums kick in with the vocals. Spidey, it seems, is Bono Jr.
On the Friday I saw it, Page was magnetic, investing Green Goblin with a joker-like glee. He and similarly commendable Sajous were in a show by themselves. The rest of the cast was totally lacking. Carney had little presence or charisma. And he never seemed to believe that his character was a human being instead of a cartoon. The actor playing Spider-Man's love interest, Mary Jane (Rebecca Faulkenberry), had glaring pitch problems. In a moment when Spidey was supposed to be enthralled by Mary Jane, Carney instead looked quizzical, as his singing partner went all over the place vocally.
"Spider-Man" has lots of special effects. The design, by George Tsypin (sets), Donald Holder (lighting) and Eiko Ishioka (costumes), often is inventive and eye-catching. But without a compelling story, all that's left with "Spider-Man" is acrobatics. And if that's what you're going for, you'd be better off seeing a show by Cirque du Soleil or St. Paul's Circus Juventas.
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