I'm standing in the middle of Main Street U.S.A., and I'm a little weirded out. This -- Marceline, Mo. -- was the inspiration for the Happiest Place on Earth? Groggiest Place on Earth, maybe.
There isn't a soul anywhere on the town's vaguely familiar main thoroughfare. Sure, a dearth of warm bodies in a blue-collar farming village of only 2,500 isn't exactly cause for alarm, but still: nobody?
What's even more puzzling is the lack of signage, of HE-LIVED-HERE bragging. I spot a dinky pair of mouse ears on a street sign, but that's about it.
Why isn't Marceline boasting about its most famous son, one of the most significant pop culture icons of the 20th century? Midwestern humility is one thing; keeping mum about being Walt Disney's boyhood home is another.
C'mon, Marceline! Show some swagger! After all, the town in "The Lady and the Tramp" is modeled after you. When Disney was planning his first theme park, he told designers he wanted the entrance to look like you. He believed that his imagination started here, what he considered in retrospect the very heart of American innocence. Marceline, you begat Disneyland, for crying out loud!
As rain starts to fall, I pick up my pace along Main Street. I'm looking for the Uptown Theatre, where Disney premiered 1956's "The Great Locomotive Chase." I want to see the 35mm projector that Walt used; it's supposedly still cranking today.
As I walk, I start to hum a Disney song, the one that plays every other night when my daughters pick a flick to watch.
Then I realize I'm actually humming along to the song. It's not just in my head. It's in the drizzly air: