- The Smitten Kitten
- Sex World
- Online
- Lickety Split
- Midwest Triple X
- Fantasy Gifts
- Pizza Lucé
- Clubhouse Jäger
- Azia
- Chino Latino
- Anchor Fish & Chips
- First Avenue
- Barrio
- Quang
- Aqua
- Bryant-Lake Bowl
- Walk around the lakes
- Drinks
- Bowling
- Coffee
- Games at Chatterbox
- Art museum
- Dinner
- Concert
- Ice skating at the Depot
- Sushi
- Sushi
- Red wine
- Oysters
- Chocolate strawberries
- Chocolate
- Fondue
- Champagne
- Dim sum (feed each other off little plates)
- Anything with truffles
- Berries
- The Independent
- The airport
- Kitty Kat Club
- Seven Sushi
- 22nd Avenue Station (Double Deuce)
- Porta-potties
- Redstone
- Block E movie theater
- Stella's
- Sneaky Pete's
- The Local
- The Loop
- Bootleggers
- Clubhouse Jäger
- Drink
- Brothers
- Aqua
- Back of my neck
- Lips
- Ears
- Belly
- Thighs
- Arms
- Cheeks
- Chest
- Hands
- Shoulder blades
- Penis-shaped anything
- Suck for a buck
- Having "one last fling" (it's still cheating, stupid)
- 10,000 group pictures with everyone leaning forward and in toward the middle
- Bachelorette parties
- Puff-paint tees
- Inflatable dolls
- Pooping your pants
- Too many sex toys, not enough drinks
- Having it the night before the wedding
- Match.com
- Craigslist
- OkCupid
- eHarmony
- Craigslist Missed Connections
- OnlineBootyCall.com