The List of Lists '10: Romance

August 17, 2012 at 9:44PM

BEST PLACES TO SHOP FOR SEXY ADULT STUFF

  1. The Smitten Kitten
    1. Sex World
      1. Online
        1. Lickety Split
          1. Midwest Triple X
            1. Fantasy Gifts

              HOTTEST SERVERS AND BARTENDERS

              1. Pizza Lucé
                1. Clubhouse Jäger
                  1. Azia
                    1. Chino Latino
                      1. Anchor Fish & Chips
                        1. First Avenue
                          1. Barrio
                            1. Quang
                              1. Aqua
                                1. Bryant-Lake Bowl

                                  FIRST DATE IDEAS

                                  1. Walk around the lakes
                                    1. Drinks
                                      1. Bowling
                                        1. Coffee
                                          1. Games at Chatterbox
                                            1. Art museum
                                              1. Dinner
                                                1. Concert
                                                  1. Ice skating at the Depot
                                                    1. Sushi

                                                      DATE FOODS THAT MIGHT GET YOU LAID

                                                      1. Sushi
                                                        1. Red wine
                                                          1. Oysters
                                                            1. Chocolate strawberries
                                                              1. Chocolate
                                                                1. Fondue
                                                                  1. Champagne
                                                                    1. Dim sum (feed each other off little plates)
                                                                      1. Anything with truffles
                                                                        1. Berries

                                                                          BEST PUBLIC RESTROOMS FOR GETTING IT ON

                                                                          1. The Independent
                                                                            1. The airport
                                                                              1. Kitty Kat Club
                                                                                1. Seven Sushi
                                                                                  1. 22nd Avenue Station (Double Deuce)
                                                                                    1. Porta-potties
                                                                                      1. Redstone
                                                                                        1. Block E movie theater

                                                                                          BEST PICKUP BARS

                                                                                          1. Stella's
                                                                                            1. Sneaky Pete's
                                                                                              1. The Local
                                                                                                1. The Loop
                                                                                                  1. Bootleggers
                                                                                                    1. Clubhouse Jäger
                                                                                                      1. Drink
                                                                                                        1. Brothers
                                                                                                          1. Aqua

                                                                                                            KISS ME HERE AND DON'T STOP: EROGENOUS ZONES

                                                                                                            1. Back of my neck
                                                                                                              1. Lips
                                                                                                                1. Ears
                                                                                                                  1. Belly
                                                                                                                    1. Thighs
                                                                                                                      1. Arms
                                                                                                                        1. Cheeks
                                                                                                                          1. Chest
                                                                                                                            1. Hands
                                                                                                                              1. Shoulder blades

                                                                                                                                BACHELORETTE PARTY NO-NOS

                                                                                                                                1. Penis-shaped anything
                                                                                                                                  1. Suck for a buck
                                                                                                                                    1. Having "one last fling" (it's still cheating, stupid)
                                                                                                                                      1. 10,000 group pictures with everyone leaning forward and in toward the middle
                                                                                                                                        1. Bachelorette parties
                                                                                                                                          1. Puff-paint tees
                                                                                                                                            1. Inflatable dolls
                                                                                                                                              1. Pooping your pants
                                                                                                                                                1. Too many sex toys, not enough drinks
                                                                                                                                                  1. Having it the night before the wedding

                                                                                                                                                    BEST DATING WEBSITES

                                                                                                                                                    1. Match.com
                                                                                                                                                      1. Craigslist
                                                                                                                                                        1. OkCupid
                                                                                                                                                          1. eHarmony
                                                                                                                                                            1. Craigslist Missed Connections
                                                                                                                                                              1. OnlineBootyCall.com

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