As expected, the new miniseries "The Kennedys" trashes a beloved American icon, presenting him as a bumbling blowhard who withered under the mighty glare of Papa Joe.
But enough about Frank Sinatra.
Let's get to John F. Kennedy and brother Bobby, who, if you believe the early rumors, are so mistreated in this eight-hour, $25 million biopic from über-conservative producer Joel Surnow that they come across as only slightly sweeter than the Menendez brothers.
That's not the case. Yes, those who think JFK could walk on the Potomac River will be furious that Surnow and writer Stephen Kronish dare to deal with JFK's problem in keeping his pants up, and conjure up a few scenes that border on the sensational, including one in which patriarch Joe Kennedy offers Jackie a million dollars to stay in the marriage.
But the overall tone is so positive, even reverent, that you'll find yourself scratching your hair out trying to decipher why History Channel dumped its most ambitious project in January and why one cable network after another passed on it before the off-the-radar ReelzChannel, owned by the Twin Cities-based Hubbard family, secured it for a song.
It may have something to do with the fact that the first four hours deal heavily with Joe, played with steely determination by two-time Oscar nominee Tom Wilkinson. The film doesn't shy away from his racial slurs, political manipulations and bullying tactics. But I'm not sure diehard Kennedy supporters are in a frenzy to protect the reputation of ol' Joe. They're concerned about the sons. They have little to worry about, especially since Teddy Kennedy and his own personal crises don't get a single mention.
Greg Kinnear's performance as JFK bleeds sympathy. Yes, he's a rascal, fooling around with everyone from a campaign worker to Marilyn Monroe, but he's racked by guilt -- not to mention extreme back pain, the death of his infant son and the Cuban Missile Crisis.
"I'm not a kid anymore, but I keep acting like one," he says after his brother scolds him for his latest infidelity. Hey, if Jackie can forgive him (and she does several times), why can't we?