The Dome would not go quietly. Our belittled bastion of baseball butterflies has never done anything quietly, or conventionally.
As one last sellout baseball crowd stood and shook Homer Hankies, the Metrodome, having insisted on one extra baseball game before the Twins leave for Target Field, now insisted on one extra inning after another.
In a building known for pop-ups that never come down, the Twins won their final game in typically improbable fashion, with two benched best friends finally producing the game-winning run to give the victory to a journeyman reliever who contemplated retirement last winter. When the Twins finally won, 6-5, in 12 innings, in this one-game playoff for the American League Central Division title, the identities of the Twins' protagonists were as improbable as the game itself.
"I've never been involved in anything like that," Twins manager Ron Gardenhire said. "I started laughing. I'd go out there, talk to the guys on the mound, start giggling and say, 'OK, I'm out of here, boys. Good luck.' "
"This game is going to live forever. People are going to talk about this game forever."
The game threatened to last that long until, with one out in the bottom of the 12th, two players who had been benched a lot lately came through. Infielder Alexi Casilla drove home his best friend on the team, outfielder Carlos Gomez, with a single to right. That made a winner of reliever Bobby Keppel, who may have quit baseball if not for the opportunity to throw for Twins pitching coach Rick Anderson last winter. "Biggest win?" Keppel asked, incredulous. "Let's see, how many days have I been in the bigs, 104? And this is my first win? And it comes in Game 163? I think so."
Gomez, the fastest player on the team, flew home after Casilla's hit, sliding on his belly across home plate and starting a celebration reminiscent of 2006, when the Twins also won the division on the last day of the season.
Tuesday, the players lapped the field, shaking hands and pumping their fists, and even Joe Mauer -- Joe Cool, the guy known almost as much for his shrug as his swing-- sprinted for the stands.