Todd Jones has more than 300 career saves, two of which he collected in a brief stint with the Twins in 2001 as the Get To Know 'Em crew came up short in their bid to win the division.
But everyone in their right mind knows Todd Jones is not a Hall of Fame caliber pitcher -- even if he did find his way onto the ballot.
Apparently that includes Jones himself. We love these tweets from Jayson Stark, and we'll send you out into the holiday (no posts tomorrow) with them:
