Meryl Streep needs to step up her game.
Those three Oscars and two Emmys are little more than impressive paperweights. She can slip into numerous accents, but so could Rich Little.
If the so-called Hollywood queen really wants to earn her tiara, she'll have to take an acting class from Tatiana Maslany, the hardest working woman in show business.
In "Orphan Black," which starts its third season Saturday on BBC America, Maslany plays more than a dozen roles, each with a fully developed, distinct personality.
Think "Orange Is the New Black" with a cast of one.
The plot line: A streetwise single mom, Sarah, discovers that she's part of a secret clone experiment and has "sisters" scattered across North America and Europe. The group, which is being hunted by mysterious sources, includes trained assassin Helena, tightly wound soccer mom Alison, transgender Tony and conniving Rachel.
In the season finale of Season 2, the series performed its most elaborate trick: a clone dance party in which four Maslanys joyfully bumped and grinded against one another.
"There was this idea on a card posted up in the writers' room that said, 'clone dance party,' and I was like, 'Dude, that's ridiculous,' " said executive producer John Fawcett. " 'How does that fit? That has nothing to do with anything.' "