The Twins will play an afternoon game in the Metrodome on Wednesday, pack their bags, head for the airport and not be back in the Twin Cities until the early morning hours of Sept. 5.
They will fly an estimated 6,234 miles to Anaheim, Seattle, Oakland, Toronto and back to the Twin Cities. They will be on the road for 15 nights and play 14 games.
This will be the longest road trip since 1969, when the Twins were gone for 17 days and played 15 games. It was a five-city trip East that started in Detroit.
And manager Billy Martin and pitcher Dave Boswell made it memorable.
On the third night in Detroit, they engaged in drunken fisticuffs in the alley behind the Lindell AC. Boswell wound up with 20 stitches, and a Twins' team that was perhaps the best in franchise history went 6-9 on the journey.
"The Twins sent Boswell back to Minnesota and we didn't see him for 10-12 days," Tony Oliva said. "His face still was black and blue."
It is unlikely that Ron Gardenhire, the current manager, will get in a similar ruckus with a hurler, no matter how much additional angst he's faced with over the condition of his bullpen.
There's no one more important to that bullpen -- and a road trip that permits survival in the American League Central race -- than Matt Guerrier.