America has two truly national sports, sports that thrive because of incredibly high television ratings, regardless of who plays for the championship any given season.
Those two sports: the NFL, and March Madness.
March Madness is not to be confused with college basketball. College basketball is an increasingly regional sport of declining quality. March Madness -- the NCAA tournament -- has become, like the NFL, a sport that commands the attention of even the casual fan.
Baseball needs large markets to thrive to capture large-market shares across the nation. The NBA, too, is at the mercy of market size to aid television ratings. The NHL is a niche sport with a small but rabid following. College football has robbed itself of sustained relevance by creating a "playoff" system in which there is only one playoff game that matters.
Only the NFL and March Madness dominate the national ratings and the national consciousness regardless of the identity of their postseason participants.
That's why the talking heads on Sunday seemed so silly.
On CBS, Charles Barkley, wearing a gray coat the size of a circus tent, looked so puffed up with anger (and cholesterol) that you feared one of those poor buttons on his jacket would pop off and hurtle into orbit.
On ESPN, Digger Phelps, looking like an extra from HBO's "Boardwalk Empire," waved a pink Hi-Liter that matched his tie and complained.