Isn't it time for Mikko Koivu to punch someone? Or something?
Isn't it time for Captain Cipher to display a smidgen of emotion, even if he can't provide a point or make one memorable play?
With an 8:30 p.m. starting time, following a rousing victory at home two days earlier, the Wild's Game 4 against the Chicago Blackhawks promised to produce the kind of combative play and alcohol-infused crowd response that is the signature of playoff hockey.
Instead, Game 4 turned into one of those mixed martial arts bouts that begins with a flurry of punches and ends with one combatant getting the other into an awkward position and holding on until time, or his opponents' breath, runs out.
There have been more violent games of Scrabble.
The Blackhawks' 3-0 victory on Tuesday night at Xcel Energy Center was not the product of the kind of physical play or anger both teams have talked about so much this week. They were simply the more skilled team, and their 3-1 lead in the series is indicative of their edge in talent and depth.
If the Wild was going to make a game out of Game 4, or a series out of its matchup with a No. 1 seed, it was going to need a leader, and what has been established in this series is that the reputation of its captain would have been better served had the Wild missed the playoffs.
Koivu is minus-5 for the series and has yet to score. Asked whether his team needs to assert itself physically the way it did in Game 3, he said "We've got to find that again. Obviously, when you're down and chasing it's a different game, but you've got to find a way to create that pressure and a lot of times that's how we create offense. We've got to put more pressure on them."