In the last week, we've discovered that the key members of the Gophers athletic department suffer from an iron deficiency.
Tubby Smith does not wield an iron hand. Jerry Kill does not possess an iron jaw.
Smith, the storied Gophers basketball coach, revealed that he almost kicked star center Trevor Mbakwe off the team following the most recent of Mbakwe's legal problems. Almost punishing an athlete is like almost picking up the bill at a restaurant. Pulling your wallet halfway out of your pocket does not constitute partial payment.
This week, when reporters told Smith that Mbakwe was headed to Miami for a hearing that could eventually result in jail time, Smith said, "Maybe you know more than I do. I don't know."
Smith has a knack for running off talented players, but Mbakwe keeps hanging around, getting into just enough trouble to embarrass the university but not enough for Smith to take meaningful action, or even keep track of his star.
If this were an isolated example of a power coach protecting a standout player, it would be less troubling, but it dovetails with Smith's softer-than-polenta approach.
The Gophers thought they were hiring a legend when they landed Smith. So far, he has a 38-49 record in the Big Ten, has watched key players transfer and has insinuated that his problems stem from the lack of a practice facility. Iron hand? It's not even iron-ish.
Last year, Kill lobbied to receive a contract extension before he had won his second game at Minnesota. On Saturday, Kill's Gophers lost to Northwestern, leaving him 2-8 in his first 10 Big Ten games. He suffered a seizure after the game. The university called it a "minor seizure," meaning that a "minor seizure" is one that the public doesn't see.