At Grandpa Tony's, a yellow clapboard ice cream and pizza joint kitty-corner from the ferry dock, local kids hold court. On the lawn outside, broad pines shade a few scattered picnic tables and bikes lie on the ground, their owners banging the screen door on their way to get cones. A deeply tanned boy on a skateboard click-clacks down a wooden ramp intended for wheelchairs. His T-shirt reads, "Be glad I'm not your kid."
The message was clear: I am unpredictable, irreverent and I am not out to please.
The same could be said for the boy's island home.
Unlike most places on the tourist map, Madeline Island -- a 14-mile strip of wooded rock in Lake Superior, just 3 miles across the water from Bayfield, Wis. -- lacks the usual taffy shop-and-lace curtain polish. Sure, you'll find what you want or need in the charmingly disheveled town of La Pointe: rental bikes, kayaks, whitefish sandwiches, souvenir sweatshirts. But around the corner from Tony's, an open-air bar called Tom's Burned Down Cafe appears to have grown out of a trash heap, its decor made up of junk art. And down the block, an aging miniature golf course challenges putters with rips and buckles in its artificial turf.
The place -- with its quirks and laid-back vibe and a history that stretches back nearly 400 years -- exists more for the 250 year-round residents than the 3,000 summer arrivals. And that's just fine with me; without any spit-shine quaintness, the island lets me believe I'm one of them, a local living the simple life.
American flags snap in July's brisk lake breeze along the main road. The library trusts visitors with library cards. Island kids roam freely, leaving bikes unlocked as they go. It feels like vacationing in 1950.
Days quickly become delightfully monotonous: Run into town to get the newspaper at 8 a.m. (wait much longer and the limited supply at the Island Store may be gone), cobble together breakfast, pack a lunch, head off for the day's adventure (the beach, a bike ride, canoeing), eat dinner in the screen porch of the rental house, play Yahtzee, sleep, repeat. It could almost get boring if there weren't so many surprises.
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