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'Shadows' lacks biteTim Burton's retread of the 1970s daytime goth-opera "Dark Shadows" -- starring Johnny Depp -- is depressing on many levels. It doesn't know where it wants to dwell: in the eerie, subversive penumbra suggested by its title or in playful, go-for-broke camp.
Depp once again plumbs his vocal depths to come up with a sonorously memorable voice for Barnabas, beginning with a narrated preamble explaining how the Collins family settled in Maine. The ribald humor that runs through "Dark Shadows" will most likely go over the heads of the youngsters to whom the rest of the movie is presumably aimed. But few will buy the third-act twist that occurs in the middle of the mayhem.
The DVD and Blu-ray (Warner, $29-$36) include a featurette, a picture-in-picture function and deleted scenes.
WASHINGTON POST
Colin Covert's take: "Dark Shadows" opens promisingly, downshifts after 30 minutes and sputters into a meandering, momentum-free mess.
Also out Tuesday:
Movies: "Chained," "Iron Sky," "Peace, Love & Misunderstanding," "People Like Us," "Red Lights."
TV: "Hart of Dixie" (Season 1), "How I Met Your Mother" (Season 7), "Magic City" (Season 1), "New Girl" (Season 1), "Nikita" (Season 2), "90210" (Season 4), "Rules of Engagement" (Season 6), "The Six Million Dollar Man" (Season 2).