The next major league sports team owner in Minnesota won't be one of us.
Retired Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer's eye-popping, two-billion-dollar bid for the National Basketball Association's Los Angeles Clippers not only resets valuations throughout an industry. It also makes it even more likely that new entrants to the ownership class in professional sports are going to be guys like him. And Minnesota doesn't produce them.
A Michigan native living near Seattle, Ballmer's not a lifelong fan of the Clippers or a pillar of the local community, if there is such a thing in a metropolis like greater Los Angeles.
It's easy to think of Ballmer as some sort of exception. After all, this is a guy known as Monkey Boy for having bounded all over the stage at Microsoft events. And his is the rare case of a billionaire who made his money on corporate stock options while working as an employee, not by owning or starting a company.
Yet he's utterly representative of the new type of NBA owner, someone who suddenly became very rich and decided he just had to own an NBA team, and it didn't really matter which one.
He's also not the only software industry executive new to the NBA. The group that just bought controlling interest in an NBA franchise for what was then a record high valuation — $534 million for the Sacramento Kings — was led by Tibco Software Chairman and CEO Vivek Ranadivé.
Ranadivé isn't a Sacramento local hero any more than Ballmer is in Los Angeles. Ranadivé made a name for himself in business as a Silicon Valley entrepreneur. He made a name for himself in the sport as a volunteer coach of his daughter's team of middle-schoolers.
It's important to understand, however, that NBA valuations were already remarkably high even before these recent deals. A 2012 report produced by the investment firm W.R. Hambrecht noted that recent NBA average team value as a multiple of annual operating income was up to 67.4 times.