HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA
★ 1/2 OUT OF FOUR STARS
Rating: PG, some rude humor, action and scary images.
This good-looking, laugh-starved farce puts Dracula (Adam Sandler) in charge of a hotel for monsters -- "Human-free since 1895" -- and makes him an overprotective single father with a teenage daughter, Mavis (Selena Gomez). She's turning 118, and so is ready to see the world. But protective Daddy Drac instead plans a birthday party at home.
Monsters like Frankenstein (Kevin James), the Mummy (CeeLo Green) and the Invisible Man (David Spade) are honored guests. Then a nerdy human hiker named Jonathan (Andy Samberg) stumbles in and makes Mavis' heartstrings go "zing." The best gags come from quick cuts. The rest of what is most decidedly a "boys" comedy is humor of the fart/butt/toilet variety.
ROGER MOORE, MCCLATCHY NEWS SERVICE
HELLO, I MUST BE GOING
★ 1/2 out of four stars
Rating: R for language and sexual content.
Theater: Edina.
Melanie Lynskey is Amy, a 35-year-old hiding out in her parents' swanky house as she goes through a divorce. The play-it-safe script and Todd Louiso's heavyhanded direction combine to kill the film's potential. We have lots of dinners and parties, lots of wine-sipping and shallow comments by the 1 percent (at least as imagined by an indie filmmaker). It needs less whine and more surprise.
G. ALLEN JOHNSON, SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE