MY DOG TULIP
★★ 1/2 OUT OF FOUR STARS
Unrated; Cartoon nudity, canine sex and bodily functions.
Where: Edina.
Here's a boy-and-his-dog story featuring a very old boy. Fussbudget bachelor J.R. Ackerley, an editor of BBC publications, confesses that his lifelong search for an Ideal Friend resulted in disappointment. "There was always a flaw. Too outgoing. Too shy. Too insecure. Too independent." In late middle age, when his dog, an "Alsatian bitch" named Tulip, came into his life, he found the uncritical love and companionship he sought.
Tulip is incorrigible -- a whirlwind of nerves and barks and nipping teeth -- yet Ackerley adores her every misdemeanor. This animated film, illustrated in Thurberish doodles, is a chronicle of a heart that never worked emotionally warming to canine affection.
Christopher Plummer voices the dyspeptic old loner with droll humor, doting on Tulip's urinary habits and bowel movements in raunchy detail. Ackerley recounts his efforts to find his pet a mate with the same frank, unromantic realism he focuses on human relationships. "The 15 years she lived with me were the happiest of my life," Ackerley says. Dog owners will know just what he means, but coming from such a lonely specimen, the admission is quietly devastating.
COLIN COVERT
AHEAD OF TIME
★★★ OUT OF FOUR STARS
Unrated.
Where: St. Anthony Main. Fri.-Sun.