The performance of the football Gophers last Saturday in a 30-7 loss at Texas Christian was the closest a college athletic team can have to a no-show. The reason for this surely wasn't the Texas heat, since it was 68 degrees at game time, and it wasn't the Horned Frogs' résumé, since they were 2-7 in the Big 12 a year ago.
From the distance of a TV den in Golden Valley, the Gophers' disengagement appeared to start with head coach Jerry Kill. The fact he had his offense trying to run out the closing minutes of the first half to protect a 24-0 deficit was mind-boggling, at best.
Kill made no secret of his unhappiness with having this game on the schedule. The coach's publicly stated reason was that he didn't want to coach against his close friend, TCU's Gary Patterson. The real reason was that Kill didn't want to play a nonconference game where there was a decent possibility of defeat.
We don't have to go through the buyout-of-North Carolina saga once again, just know this: As with Glen Mason before him, Kill feels as though his athletic director's main motive in finding nonconference opponents should be to have the Gophers go into the Big Ten schedule unbeaten.
Mason had a 17-game winning streak against a variety of nonconference chumps when the Gophers played the Cal Bears in Berkeley on Sept. 9, 2006. Mason was miffed after the 42-17 loss — not so much with the way his team played, but the fact AD Joel Maturi had put him on the road against a team featuring Marshawn Lynch and DeSean Jackson (to name two Bears).
Rather than the usual unblemished record entering the Big Ten, the Gophers were stuck with a loss, finished the regular season at 6-6, and Mason was fired after a bowl defeat.
Kill had one of those lovely 4-0s to start the 2012 season. He would have another in 2013 against UNLV, New Mexico State, Western Illinois and San Jose State.
Country Jer figured this was the way it would be until 2016, when the Big Ten schedule expands to nine games and there will be three nonconference games.