CHICAGO — America's history on rugby's world stage can be summed up in two sentences.
Team USA took home the gold from both the 1920 and 1924 Olympics. And then, just like the Chicago Cubs, took the rest of the century off.
The timing couldn't be much better for a rare stateside visit from New Zealand's storied All Blacks, who face the USA's Golden Eagles on Saturday at sold-out Soldier Field (capacity: 61,500). Even though it's only an exhibition, the match will be televised nationally on NBC and provide a snapshot of where USA Rugby — after nearly a decade of investment and effort — stands on the road back to respectability.
The Golden Eagles have already qualified for the 2015 World Cup and hope to do the same for the 2016 Summer Olympics, where rugby (the seven-a-side version, instead of 15 players each) will return as a medal sport for the first time since the Americans won. Despite those and other accomplishments in recent years, especially by the U.S. women's and youth teams, the key to enjoying Saturday's match might be not to expect too much.
The All-Blacks are rugby's 1927 Yankees, a dynasty that's claimed two of the seven World Cups played and has been almost unbeatable (34 wins, 2 draws and 2 losses) since coach Steve Hansen took over in 2012. They're fast, skilled, bruising, experienced, deep at every spot and led by captain Richie McCaw, the most capped New Zealander of all-time and the game's only three-time international player of the year.
The team's pre-game "Haka," a Maori rite that resembles a line-dance with bad intentions, could turn out to be the highlight of the afternoon. If nothing else, American audiences might appreciate a game with every player handling the ball, no TV timeouts, an occasional scrum instead of huddles after every play and — relatively — lower-level violence.
The only suspense after kickoff figures to be the margin of New Zealand's win. That will be determined in large part by how many of the squad's senior players Hansen trots out, and for how long. After a promotional tour of Chicago, the All-Blacks cross the Atlantic and get down to business: facing more-traditional and much-tougher rivals England, Scotland and Wales on successive Saturdays.
Midfield back Conrad Smith, who's represented New Zealand 83 times, was asked to put the match-up in terms American sports fans could relate to. He thought for a moment, smiled and said, "About the same as our basketball guys playing yours."