Using a little bit of data and a lot of anecdotal evidence, ESPN's Greg Wyshynski set out to find the center of the American hockey universe.
If his methods had yielded different results, I'm sure there would have been plenty of things to pick apart about his process.
Alas, Wyshynski properly concluded that the Twin Cities metro area is, indeed, the locus from which all hockey radiates outward in the United States.
After conceding that New York, Chicago, Detroit and Boston are in the mix, he quotes Pat Kelleher, executive director of USA Hockey, with the knockout punch.
"I'm a native Bostonian, so this is going to get me in trouble. But it's hard not to say Minnesota," Kelleher said. "You have the Wild. You have all the college programs, men's and women's. You have girls' high school hockey that's just huge there. It's tremendous."
After unloading a lot of supporting data, Kelleher is quoted again: "Minnesota is the heartbeat."
Yes, yes, thank you. We know that, but it is nice to be recognized.
But then Wyshynski goes a step further and tries to narrow it down to the center within the center. This part is far less scientific and perhaps more controversial to anyone who does not eat a significant amount of cake.