I got worried when I didn't see any ambulances at Monday's big bridge media event, at which every elected official in Minnesota who could stand upright was on hand to announce that the new Interstate 35W bridge will open Thursday. Thankfully, no elbows were dislocated by our self-congratulating politicians.
They are expert at patting themselves on the back.
A simple press release, on state stationery, would have sufficed: "New Bridge to Open Thursday." Instead, we got a shameful media hog pile, with six members of Congress, two U.S. senators, the mayor of Minneapolis, scads of legislators, aldermen and other hangers-on, praising themselves for their teamwork, their leadership, their partnership, blah, blah, blah. They did their jobs. They gave themselves high marks.
Stop the presses.
A few of them had to twist themselves into pretzels to take full part in the group hug.
Take U.S. Secretary of Transportation Mary Peters, please. A year ago, after the old bridge fell, killing 13 Minnesotans and shattering the lives of many more, Peters rejected every attempt to raise spending on infrastructure and denied that we even have an infrastructure crisis. Our infrastructure is getting better, she said, while cars were still in the Mississippi. It just isn't "performing" well.
Right. The space shuttle Challenger was getting better, too. It just didn't perform well.
Mary Peters should not be allowed within 10 miles of the bridge site. But there she was Monday to take a bow, bring greetings from George Bush and bedeck herself with glory.