The starting lineups were being introduced before Friday night's season opener at Williams Arena. There was a corridor of teammates for the Gophers' starters to move through, including freshman Justin Cobbs at the end of the line.
Cobbs had a unique greeting for each starter, and the routine for the second player introduced was unfortunate. Cobbs pantomimed frisking him.
This is not the time to offer such hilarity, considering freshman Royce White, the suspended in-state recruit, stands accused of theft in one incident and as a suspect in another, with both occurring in a period of 25 days.
White was not on the bench in civilian clothes, seated next to two other inactive players, Devron Bostick and Trevor Mbakwe. This got rumors flying that White's indefinite suspension had become something more severe.
There was a report on Fox 9 television that White had been expelled from the university. That information was premature, at best, since expulsion would require action by the Office for Student Conduct and Academic Integrity.
A failure in the second of those areas was what got White booted out of DeLaSalle High School as a junior in 2008, and now flaws in the first area could get him tossed less than a semester into his free education at our great state university.
Coach Tubby Smith blundered by not making it a firm, seasonlong suspension when he first heard of White's misdeeds at the Mall of America. And this isn't the first time the Gophers coach has messed up in his dealings with White.
In April 2008, a few weeks after he was dismissed from DeLaSalle, White announced that he planned to sign with the Gophers.