The Chicago White Sox played an early game in Yankee Stadium on Saturday. They managed one hit, a Jim Thome double, off the Yankees' devastating big-market tandem of Sergio Mitre and Chad Gaudin and lost 10-0.
Detroit had a late-afternoon slot and was at home against Tampa Bay. The Rays had been reminded a day earlier that winning costs too much when lefthander Scott Kazmir was traded to the Angels. No matter. The Tigers managed six singles and lost 3-1.
The Twins had opportunity twisting through the Dome's revolving doors on Saturday evening. They responded with three singles, a scratch double and the first shutout loss since May 5 -- 3-0 to the Texas Rangers.
Thus, the White Sox, the Twins and the Tigers, the Three Stooges of the American League Central race, managed as they are by Ozzie, Gardy and Smoky, had charged onto big-league ballfields and combined for one run, 11 hits and 13 total bases in 27 half-innings on Saturday.
This left things as they were -- the Tigers by 4 1/2 games over the Twins and five ahead of the Mighty Whiteys.
The guy we should feel sorry for in all of this is Bill Smith, the Twins general manager. He had a team that's not .500 (64-65) and by all rights should have spent the past few weeks moving a couple of veterans and adding some warm bodies to the minor league workforce.
Unfortunately for Smith, he has been victimized by geography. The Twins have been forced to act as shoppers rather than being able to give in to their mediocrity and spend the last one-third of the schedule reconnoitering for next spring.
Located elsewhere in the American League, the Twins would be trailing the Yankees by 17 games in the East, the Angels by 13 in the West and Boston by 11 games in the wild-card standings.