The Twins were forced to accede to the wishes of ESPN and start Monday's home opener an hour early at 6:10 p.m. Thirty minutes before that, Jim Cunningham was charged with introducing a video clip that would take early arrivers from the Twins starting at Met Stadium in 1961, through the Metrodome and into the new ballpark in 2010.
The text provided Cunningham included the following: "In 1982, the team moved inside ... and for nearly three decades, the game in Minnesota has been defined in part by an unnatural playing surface, a roof that can make fly balls disappear and a baggie for a right field fence.
"In 2006, Hennepin County came forward with a plan to bring the game back to a green grass field and the fans back under beautiful Minnesota skies ..."
I'm not one to dispute the need for planning ahead when it comes to opening a new baseball season, but perhaps the Twins might have considered postponing the tribute to the magic of outdoor baseball to a night when there weren't a half-million Minnesotans risking chest pains every time they lifted a shovel full of Monday's fresh, 10-pounds-an-inch snow.
The first time the Twins ever have opened a home season in March coincided with a spring snowstorm that gave the cynics -- the folks who can't comprehend Minnesota building a ballpark without a retractable roof -- a wonderful opportunity to issue I-told-you-sos.
"My answer is that we hope never to open an outdoor home season on March 31," Twins President Dave St. Peter said. "If we can get the commissioner's office to cooperate, we'll be on the road for six games to open the season."
If not?
"If we get snowed out, we'll play the next day," St. Peter said. "The Twins averaged four postponements a year in 21 seasons at the Met. Everyone could live with that."