The Chicago White Sox were swept in New York by the Yankees last weekend. Manager Ozzie Guillen said this made it a requirement for the Mighty Whiteys to win the upcoming series in Minnesota or they would be finished in the American League Central.
Chicago lost the first two games, putting them at 1-11 for their four visits to the Metrodome dating to September 2008.
The White Sox took the field for Wednesday's matinee as if they believed fully in Ozzie's pre-series opinion: Two losses here meant they were dead, and they already had those.
Twins rookie Brian Duensing pitched seven innings and Chicago did everything in its power to make those scoreless.
Scott Podsednik ran the Whiteys out of the first inning. Jermaine Dye jogged a potential double into a single leading off the fifth. Two innings later, Paul Konerko opened with a single, then Dye bounced to the mound and jogged again to make sure the Twins had time to turn their third of four double plays.
Carlos Quentin followed with a hit to left and was thrown out easily at second base to end the inning.
It was at this point the suggestion was made, "The White Sox might not care, but at least they're stupid."
Mark Buehrle, a professional even when surrounded by indifference, held the Twins to a pair of runs over six innings. It came on Jason Kubel's soft single -- after Guillen ordered a walk to Justin Morneau to load the bases in the sixth.