The Twin Cities-based New Glory Flag Bike Team has reached Dubuque, Iowa, by now, but the seven Harley-Davidson riders will be back soon. And at least one of them has a question for you:
How come nobody's invited them yet for July 4th?
"Seems kind of funny that we don't have anything," said Bill Fischer of Minnetonka, one of six Harley owners escorting team captain Chris Hawver on a three-day riding event through Minnesota, Iowa and Wisconsin.
I'll say. Is there anything about the New Glory Flag Bike Team (www.newgloryflagbike.org) that doesn't scream July 4th parade to you? Actually, the New Glory Flag Bike Team is a parade, which is pretty much what its creators intended.
Last Memorial Day, several members of the Wild Prairie Harley Owners Group, most of them retired, joined 300,000 bikers on an annual ride to the Vietnam Veterans Memorial in Washington, D.C. Riding back, they began to think big, really big, about what they could create to honor the troops.
It helped, Hawver said, that he'd inhaled "a lot of asbestos as a kid." The first iteration was a not terribly sturdy secondary frame attached to Hawver's 2000 Low Rider with wire, tape and radiator hose clamps. Onto that frame the men installed 50 American flags, 10 of them measuring 3 feet by 5 feet and another 40 much smaller. Still, that's 30,000 square inches of red, white and blue. An additional flag with their new name flies in front.
All of this led to ... "perilous driving," Hawver said.
"It became the Christmas tree that no one wanted to take down," added rider John Garley. "We never built it to last."