Jim Crue figures that every day, he shoos away unwitting motorists trying to park on this permit-only street in Uptown Minneapolis. Parking enforcement will certainly get them, he warns.
"They're ruthless," said Crue, who moved into his apartment at 3100 Girard Av. S. a few months ago. "It's a huge source of frustration for everybody."
As Crue spoke last week, traffic control agents zipped past in a white vehicle. "See?" Crue pointed. "They just circle around all day long."
What started as a concession to a neighborhood's demands to take back its street has turned into a ticket windfall for the city, at $42 a pop.
A Star Tribune examination of nearly 400,000 parking tickets issued in Minneapolis puts a bull's-eye on this short stretch in Uptown for generating 8,100 citations, nearly all of them for parking in a permit-only zone. Seven of Minneapolis' top 10 spots for parking violations are on this one block of Girard.
The curb in front of the low brick apartments at 3105 Girard Av. S. is the city's No. 1 parking trap. Officers handed out 1,086 tickets there — far more than at any other address in the city.
The Star Tribune examined tickets issued by the city's traffic control unit for all of 2013 and the first eight months of 2014. The data didn't include tickets written by park police or the University of Minnesota police.
The average number of parking tickets written for any one address citywide: four. Even the coveted on-street parking spots in the Warehouse District near Target Field generated just a couple hundred tickets each.