ESPN scheduled the Twins and Brewers on Sunday night to cleanse the palate between entrees of Yankees, Red Sox and Mets. The network probably did not anticipate stumbling into a Midwestern main course -- baseball's best player.
What else can you call Joe Mauer, a 6-5 catcher who excels at calling a game, calming pitchers, blocking pitches, throwing out runners, saving kittens from trees, hitting for average, drawing walks, helping old ladies with their groceries, working counts, running the bases and, once we had accepted his lack of power as an Achilles' heel, now even is hitting home runs?
"I think he's right at the top of the list," Twins manager Ron Gardenhire said. "I think if you were starting a franchise from the ground up, he's the guy you would want to look at, along with Justin Morneau."
In 2006 and 2008, Morneau seemed even more valuable than Mauer, because of Morneau's superior run production. As Mauer developed into a fine all-around catcher, a lack of power and durability were his only flaws. Now that he's playing virtually every day and hitting more home runs per at-bat than anyone in baseball, Mauer has become the most unique and irreplaceable talent in the game.
"I think he is," teammate Jason Kubel said. "I don't know what else you could ask him to do."
Mauer has increased his power without altering his swing, leading everyone he knows to adopt a different theory about his power surge.
There is the Gardenhire Theorem: That months of down time while convalescing enabled him to concentrate on lifting weights.
Mauer demurs. "I don't think you get stronger when you can't work out all winter because you're hurt," Mauer said.