A desperate politician recently got pinned down by Stephen Colbert.
In an attempt to prove his masculinity to voters, Sen. Louis Laffer, R-Nev., agreed to an on-air wrestling match with the goading host. The result: a public-relations disaster that further dampened Laffer's milquetoast reputation.
The bit didn't actually occur on "The Colbert Report," but in this age of crack-lovin' mayors and junk-snappin' representatives, it very well could have. It's a scene from "Alpha House," Amazon Studios' first original series, and if it is any indication of the online retailer's ambitions, the company is going to give Netflix a run for subscribers' money.
The series, written by "Doonesbury" creator Garry Trudeau, centers on four Republican senators who share a townhouse and a dossier of troubles.
North Carolina's Gil John Biggs (John Goodman), who sleeps in the shower and appears to be one Twinkie away from a massive heart attack, discovers that the Duke basketball coach wants his seat, which means that Biggs' plans to fuel his campaign on whiskey have suddenly dried up.
Pennsylvania's Robert Bettencourt (Clark Johnson) is eighth in seniority, but his power is being threatened by the ethics committee. Florida's Andy Guzman (Mark Consuelos) has one eye on the White House and the other on anything in a skirt. And then there's Laffer (Matt Malloy), a certified scaredy cat. The only thing that frightens him more than an upcoming visit to Kabul is the chance that he might lose his cushy job.
If this all sounds like Political Satire 101, you're right. In the initial three episodes, Trudeau ignores any real controversies, challenges or crises. He seems to suggest that the hardest thing to do in Washington is to get Goodman's character out of bed. Trudeau's main point seems to be that politics turns its players into children. When Guzman begs Bettencourt not to gossip about a dalliance in a cloak room, he gets a succinct answer.
"Too late," Bettencourt says. "It's high school."