Nikki Glaser takes swings at CBS and Leo, goes gentle on Julia in Golden Globes monologue

LOS ANGELES — Nikki Glaser went hard then eased up in her monologue to open Sunday's Golden Globes.

In her earliest jokes she suggested stars in the room might be in the Epstein Files and took a shot at CBS, the network airing the show.

''There are so many A-listers, and by A-listers, I do mean people who are on a list that has been heavily redacted," she said. ''And the Golden Globe for best editing goes to the Justice Department."

She segued into mocking the recent woes at CBS News and its killing of a critical ''60 Minutes'' story about the Trump Administration sending immigrants to a prison in El Salvador.

''The award for most editing goes to CBS News,'' she said. ''Yes, CBS News: America's newest place to see BS news.''

She didn't bring up Venezuela, a subject she told The Associated Press this week she was considering mentioning, but worried it would already be old news in the chaotic moment. And there was no mention of ICE.

Glaser also told the AP she was struggling to find a joke about Julia Roberts, saying she was so beloved and respected that nothing Glaser tried with her comedy club test audiences was landing.

''Just like the podcasters nominated tonight, I should not be allowed to be this close to Julia Roberts,'' she said, and got the big laugh she was looking for.

It was Glaser's second time hosting the show. She was quickly rehired after getting strong reviews in her first outing last year. She was hired the first time after the ruthless roast she gave the attendees of the Netflix roast of Tom Brady. She's been kinder on the Globes, but her jokes still had some bite.

She made the obligatory joke about Leonardo DiCaprio dating young women.

''You've worked with every great director. You've won three Golden Globes and an Oscar,'' she said. ''And the most impressive thing is that you were able to accomplish all of that before your girlfriend turned 30.''

She then went meta and apologized for being so obvious.

Of DiCaprio's fellow nominee for ''One Battle After Another,'' Sean Penn, she said, "Everyone in this town is obsessed with looking younger. Meanwhile, Sean Penn, is like, what if I slowly morph into a sexy leather handbag?''

She focused on the lean frame of Timothée Chalamet in her inevitable joke about the nominee — and later winner — for ''Marty Supreme," calling him ''the first actor in history to have to put on muscle for a movie about ping pong. This is true. He gained over 60 ounces.''

During the show, she stood in the audience and gave a presentation on the ballroom's layout.

''To my right are the tables for ‘Hamnet,' ‘All Her Fault' and ‘Bugonia','' she said, ''an area we're calling ‘traumatized woman alley.' We'll never find out where ‘traumatized men alley' is because they're not allowed to tell us.''

She was on the receiving end of one joke, from Judd Apatow, who told a story before presenting best director.

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