Psycho Suzi's had me at all-you-can-drink "sacrificial blood."
Next weekend, you won't be able to toss a severed zombie head without hitting a Halloween party. With that in mind, I thought it best to give you a jump start on your dress-up-and-drink plans.
Halloween lands on a Wednesday this year, so the weekend leading up to this massive party day will be rife with costume contests, dance parties and all-you-can-consume soirees (including fake blood at that giant tiki palace down by the river).
I've cut down the party list to these 10 sure bets.
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One night after its grand opening, downtown Minneapolis' new video-game nightclub will host a huge Halloween party. Expect a sensory overload in the former Karma with cash prizes and an iPad 3 to the best video-game-themed costume.
$10. 9 p.m. Oct. 27. 315 1st Av. N., Mpls. 612-564-4016. www.insertcoinsmpls.com
CLUBHOUSE JAGER
This is the anti-naughty nurse party. Jager's "Halloween Speakeasy" is Prohibition-themed with classic cocktails, plus jazz and ragtime tunes. Make sure you dress the part (flapper frock and pinstripe suits maybe?).
$8-$10. 8 p.m. Oct. 31. 923 Washington Av. N., Mpls. www.clubjager.com