OMG, Audrina! If you're a fan of MTV's "The Hills" (who isn't?), then you will be at Aqua Saturday when one of the show's biggest stars, Audrina Patridge, hosts a night of partying. If you didn't know, Audrina (as she's known) used to be star Lauren Conrad's BFF. Then she was her frenemy. Then they made up. Now there's a rumor that LC is hooking up with Audrina's man. The saga continues ... (10 p.m. Sat. 400 1st Av. N., Mpls. $10. 21 and older. 612-232-3232. aquampls.com.)

Queens of comedy This Saturday is the third-season opener of the popular "Women Stand Up! A Comedy Cabaret" at Bryant-Lake Bowl Theater. The monthly show brings together a variety of funny female performers, doing everything from standup to spoken word to sketch comedy. This one features the comedy stylings of Colleen Kruse, Miss Shannan Paul, Shanan Wexler, Katy McEwen, Allegra Lingo, Phebe Hanson and Diana B. Wilde. More info at myspace.com/womenstandupcomedycabaret. (10 p.m. Sat. 810 W. Lake St., Mpls. $20. 18 and older. 612-825-8949. bryantlakebowl.com.)

Paint the museum If you haven't been to the Walker's free Thursday nights in a while, this one should be worth your while. You can catch "Bomb It," a new film that traces the rise of graffiti -- from its cave-painting origins to New York in the 1980s to its international resurgence (6 p.m.). Afterward you can go to town yourself with paint pens and Sharpies in the art lab. Also that night at the Walker, Afternoon Records celebrates its fifth anniversary with performances by Now, Now Every Children, We All Have Hooks for Hands and Crescent Moon Is in Big Trouble (6:30 p.m.). (Thursday, 1750 Hennepin Av. S., Mpls. Free. All ages. 612-375-7600.)

TOM HORGEN