Halloween may never be as exhilarating as it was when we were kids, trouncing through our neighborhoods like a bunch of hyperactive candy whores. Let's face it, playing dress-up for free Butterfingers loses its cachet after puberty.
Eventually, Power Ranger costumes morph into pimp outfits, Disney princesses blossom into slutty whatevers and the innocence is lost. But there are still plenty of ways to celebrate fright night as an adult (clichéd costumes optional). From wild-out bar crawls to nude lit readings, here's a rundown of some of the Twin Cities' disparate Halloween happenings.
Bar crawls
This Saturday the Minneapolis Haunt sweeps through at least nine downtown bars and clubs, including Cowboy Jack's, the Gay '90s and the Tangiers. Wristbands (pick them up 8-10 p.m. at the Pourhouse and Aqua) grant pub-crawlers entry into participating bars and the Whisky Park after-party, which features DJs, live music and a haunted house. Bro-geared Budweiser and vodka specials run at all bars until 11 p.m. (all night at Whisky Park). For every wristband purchased, three meals will be donated to Feeding America.
8 p.m. Sat., $20-$25, 21-plus, www.minneapolishaunt.com
Also on Saturday, the sixth annual Boos Crawl returns to St. Paul's Lowertown. "Passports" ($20) are good for a free drink at each of the eight participating bars, including Barrio, Bulldog and the Gopher Bar. Half of the bars are hosting costume contests, and revelers who hit up all eight locations will be eligible for midnight cash-prize drawings at the Hat Trick Lounge.
7 p.m. Sat., $20, 21-plus, www.lowertownlanding.com
Arty activities
Naked Girls Reading is hosting a shindig Wednesday at the Ritz Theater. For this "Naked Ghouls Reading" event, the birthday-suited ladies will regale the audience with Halloween-y readings and there will be a costume contest and a photo booth from Studio Betties Pinup & Boudoir Photography. If you're not familiar, Naked Girls Reading is pretty much what it sounds like. After popping up in Chicago in 2009, NGR now has chapters in nearly 20 cities across the globe, including Minneapolis.
8 p.m. Wed., $15-$20, Ritz Theater, 345 13th Av. NE., Mpls., www.ritz-theater.org.