John Tortorella watched his first Columbus Blue Jackets practice Wednesday from the stands and didn't go on the ice during an optional skate Thursday, and the Blue Jackets didn't practice Friday.
That's why the often combustible and bombastic yet strangely endearing and entertaining coach said it was a little awkward walking around the locker room one day after replacing Todd Richards and having no idea the names of his players and staff.
"I need to get one of those books where I can see the picture and the name and get it all straightened out," said Tortorella, who surely knows it's called a media guide.
The way the Blue Jackets are playing, it might be good for Columbus players if Tortorella doesn't know who is who.
The good thing for the Blue Jackets is Tortorella's going to walk into that dejected, out-of-sync locker room and hold players accountable. That will also be the very uncomfortable thing because Tortorella never minces words and, according to some of his former players, that can happen embarrassingly in front of teammates.
But maybe that's exactly what the Blue Jackets need after becoming the first team since the 1943-44 Rangers to start 0-8 thanks to Thursday's 3-2 loss to the Wild. Richards was considered a player's coach, so naturally the Blue Jackets went a complete 180 next by hiring an abrasive, flammable one once Richards flamed out.
As Twitter follower Richard McQueen perfectly tweeted (@r_mcqueen18): "This is like when parents threaten the worst possible thing and actually follow through. Shoulda cleaned your act up, #CBJ."
The coach who took Tampa Bay to the pinnacle — a 2004 Stanley Cup — and the Rangers nearly to the pinnacle — a 2012 Eastern Conference final — wants his guys playing hard, tight-checking and sacrificing their bodies.