Neal Justin: Ventura's best role: himself

Jesse may not have time to bleed, but he has plenty of time to fume in his latest TV venture.

December 1, 2009 at 3:29PM
Jesse Ventura
Jesse Ventura (TruTV/The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Jesse Ventura's most glaring flaws -- self-absorption, paranoia, stubbornness -- serve him to near-perfection in his latest and most promising TV project, "Conspiracy Theory," premiering Wednesday on cable's TruTV.

His other small-screen efforts, as a talk-show host and a sports commentator for the short-lived XFL football league, forced the former Minnesota governor to stray from his favorite subject: himself. Not this time. The new series may promise to be about government and corporate coverups, but it's really about Ventura playing tough-talking detective -- a role that fits like a snug fedora.

Not that Ventura really gets to the bottom of anything. In the premiere, he goes after the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program, a Pentagon-funded operation in Alaska that some believe has the ability to control the weather and people's brains, which sounds like an irresistible "Batman" plot.

Ventura fails to provide the necessary proof, despite the help of a junior team of investigators and a really sharp leather jacket.

In the episode's climactic scene, he fumes outside the center's security gate, insisting that his status as both a former state leader and a Navy SEAL should automatically grant him access. I'm not sure that would even get him into a nightclub.

Ventura does have some interesting conversations with fellow conspiracists (it's amazing how much smoother he is as an interviewer when he's talking with someone who shares his opinion), but too much of the piece is dedicated to Alaskan residents who believe there's somethin' strange going on at their neighbor's pad, but can't quite put their finger on it.

Getting to the truth, however, is really beside the point. What's at the core of this series, and what makes it so entertaining, is watching a grown man spit, scowl and sulk with unabashed relish. If this were a fictional character, TV programmers would say he's too outlandish to be believable. For those of us who have had a front-row seat to the Jesse Ventura show, it's a familiar act and -- admit it -- we've kind of missed it.

By the way, I tried to get Ventura on the horn to talk about the program, but he refused, still adamant that the Minnesota press is out to get him. Sounds like the premise for an upcoming episode.

njustin@startribune.com • 612-673-7431

Jesse Ventura with his team on "Conspiracy Theory": from left, June Sarpong, Michael Braverman and Alex Piper.
Jesse Ventura with his team on “Conspiracy Theory”: from left, June Sarpong, Michael Braverman and Alex Piper. (TruTV/The Minnesota Star Tribune)
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Neal Justin

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Neal Justin is the pop-culture critic, covering how Minnesotans spend their entertainment time. He also reviews stand-up comedy. Justin previously served as TV and music critic for the paper. He is the co-founder of JCamp, a non-profit program for high-school journalists, and works on many fronts to further diversity in newsrooms.

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