It's that time of the year when friends are less interested than usual about my health and family. The only question on their mind: How are the fall's new shows? The short but sour answer: Not very good. This rookie class is among the weakest in recent years, with cable reserving some of its best for summer and networks all but refusing to take bold chances.
But all is not lost, thanks to a lineup of returning shows that should have you salivating about what's going to happen next. Here are 10 I'm particularly eager to get to know again.
"Boardwalk Empire": Nucky (Steve Buscemi) and company don't get the respect of TV's other cold-blooded dramas. Maybe the addition of Bobby Cannavale as a ruthless mob man will get viewers to invest a bigger stake. Season premiere: 8 p.m. Sunday, HBO
"Treme": This New Orleans-set drama doesn't have the relentless story lines of creator David Simon's masterpiece, "The Wire," but that's not really the goal. Like the city, this series is mostly about music and mood, both beautifully captured in the upcoming third season. 9 p.m. Sept. 23, HBO
"How I Met Your Mother": With the exception of "Community," no current network comedy has taken more chances -- and thrived to tell about it. Shaky contract negotiations and a steady movie career for Jason Segel suggest that this eighth season may be the last. Suit up! 7 p.m. Sept. 24, WCCO, Ch. 4
"Modern Family": Gloria (Sofia Vergara) is pregnant, a story line that promises to give birth to a new round of smart, sassy humor. Further proof that this show is a minor miracle: At least a half-dozen new comedies are copycats, but none comes close to this "Modern" miracle. 8 p.m. Sept. 26, KSTP, Ch. 5
"Revenge": I'm not a big fan of cheesy prime-time soaps, but even I couldn't help but get sucked into this seriously silly romp. The good news: Jennifer Jason Leigh joins the circus this season. The bad news: A move to an increasingly competitive Sunday-night slot could be murder in the ratings. 8 p.m. Sept. 30, KSTP, Ch. 5
"Dexter": Our favorite serial killer's secret is out, at least to his foul-mouthed sister, setting up another of those impossible predicaments that keep this six-year-old thriller fresh. Ray Stevenson, best known for "Rome," is the latest actor trying to replace John Lithgow as the creepiest villain ever. 8 p.m. Sept. 30, Showtime