FREE BIRDS
⋆½ out of four stars
Rated: PG for some action, peril and rude humor
The creators of "Free Birds" make the same mistakes that generations of animators made before them, having a cute idea and a feeble script to go with it, lining up a "name" voice cast to overcompensate.
Owen Wilson voices Reggie, a scrawny bird at his turkey farm. His friends and family are dragged off to "turkey paradise," but Reggie is that lucky bird who wins a presidential pardon.
Reggie has barely settled into a pampered life of pizzas and TV-watching at Camp David when the demented Jake (Woody Harrelson) shows up to birdnap him and enlist Reggie in his mission — to time-travel back to early America and change Thanksgiving history, "to get turkey OFF the menu."
The few gags there are seem borrowed from better, earlier films. The odd throwaway line works, but the sight gags fall flat and much of the screenplay seems like a rough draft. Undercooked and sorely lacking much in the way of "all the trimmings," this turkey isn't ready to serve.
ROGER MOORE (MCT)
ABOUT TIME
⋆⋆⋆ out of four stars