BONNEVILLE
★★ 1/2 out of four stars
Rated: PG for mild language and innuendo.
"Bonneville" is a sentimental, daffy and dawdling road picture about people who have some mileage on them. Well-cast, with a couple of Oscar winners and a nominee at its core, it's a "Thelma & Louise & Carol Makes Three" journey of self-discovery that takes place in a 1966 Pontiac convertible.
Jessica Lange stars as Arvilla, an Idaho woman who has just lost her husband. He was an adventurous sort, an academic who showed her the world. And he made her promise him that she would scatter his ashes in Borneo when he died.
Francine (Christine Baranski), his daughter from his first marriage, won't hear of that. She wants him buried next to her mom in Santa Barbara. If Arvilla doesn't surrender the ashes, Francine will use her father's outdated will to toss Arvilla out of her home.
That worries Arvilla's pal Carol (Joan Allen), a meek fussbudget naive to the ways of the world. And it annoys the heck out of their brassier friend, Margene (Kathy Bates, in full good ol' gal bluster). But reason prevails and they resolve to take the ashes from Idaho, to Santa Barbara, Calif. And as predictable as this journey is, at least it's not boring. They miss their flight and decide, instead, to drive that 1966 Bonneville to the memorial service.
Christopher N. Rowley's movie ambles over the Bonneville Salt Flats to Las Vegas, Lake Powell, Bryce Canyon and lots of the scenic West, picking up a handsome, helpful hitchhiker (Victor Rasuk in the Brad Pitt role) and a dashing, age-appropriate trucker (Tom Skerritt) along the way. The women have adventures, bicker and crack wise.
There are good clean Mormon jokes, conventional movie encounters with Vegas slot machines (they always pay off in the movies) and old-fashioned celebrations of "Magic Fingers" motel beds.