RandBall: Twins find out what happens when you trade your five best relievers

It’s a lesson in the absurd and the obvious. Michael Rand writes about the Twins bullpen at the start of Thursday’s 10 things to know.

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The Minnesota Star Tribune
September 4, 2025 at 3:58PM
Twins reliever Justin Topa gave up the go-ahead hit in the ninth inning Wednesday night, leading to a Minnesota loss against the Chicago White Sox. (Renée Jones Schneider/The Minnesota Star Tribune)

The bewilderment over the Twins dealing 10 players off the major league roster at the trade deadline did not reach an absurd peak until you looked at the totality of the moves and couldn’t help but notice:

Hey, they traded away their five best relief pitchers.

Not one or two, like maybe we reasonably thought, but five: Jhoan Duran to the Phillies, Griffin Jax to the Rays, Louie Varland to the Blue Jays, Brock Stewart to the Dodgers and Danny Coulombe to the Rangers.

If you took away the Vikings’ five best offensive linemen, J.J. McCarthy might file a grievance. If you took away the five best three-point shooters on the Wolves or Lynx, you might kiss the playoffs goodbye. If you took away the Wild’s five best penalty killers ... ah, well, they’d still be bad, but even worse than they were last season!

This is not to say the Twins were necessarily wrong in doing so. Aside from Duran (1.69 ERA with the Phillies), the other four pitchers have fallen flat with their new teams. Jax (7.20 ERA), Varland (7.56 ERA) and Coulombe (6.91) have been hit much harder than they were here, while Stewart has been shut down for three weeks with a shoulder injury after appearing in just four games (4.91 ERA).

Perhaps they would be imploding just as badly, and the Twins wouldn’t have a promising haul of prospects to show for them, had Minnesota done nothing at the trade deadline.

But we’ll never know because the Twins did in fact trade their five best relief pitchers. And they have suffered predicably when trying to hold leads ever since, as I talked about on Thursday’s Daily Delivery podcast.

I went back and counted 10 games that the Twins could have won since the start of August (corresponding with the trade deadline) with better relief pitching, ones in which they had a lead in at least the middle innings or were tied at the end of nine but ended up losing.

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Let’s look at the five most recent of the bunch, all of which happened in a span of just eight days, at the start of today’s 10 things to know:

  • Aug. 27: The Twins led the Blue Jays 8-6 after seven innings, but journeymen Génesis Cabrera and Michael Tonkin combined to allow three runs in the eighth inning of a 9-8 loss.
    • Saturday: The Twins led the Padres 3-1 after five solid innings from starter Taj Bradley (obtained, it should be noted, in the Jax trade). A parade of relievers turned that into a 12-3 blowout loss. The only one who didn’t allow a run was position player Ryan Fitzgerald.
      • Monday: The Twins led the White Sox 5-4 after seven innings, but Justin Topa gave up two runs in the eighth inning of a 6-5 loss.
        • Tuesday: The Twins led the White Sox 3-1 after four innings, and it was still 3-3 after five when the bullpen took over. Thomas Hatch and Noah Davis gave up nine runs in the next three innings of a 12-3 loss.
          • Wednesday: The Twins led the White Sox 3-1 after eight, but Kody Funderburk and Topa combined to allow three runs in the ninth. The White Sox won 4-3 after losing their last 205 previous games when trailing after eight innings.

            An eternal Twins optimist (a shrinking cohort) might say that this is proof that with a rebuilt bullpen in 2026 the Twins can compete. A pessimist might say they would be more competitive already if they hadn’t traded away so many quality arms and that building a good ’pen shouldn’t be taken for granted.

            • Also on Thursday’s podcast, Star Tribune columnist La Velle E. Neal III and I gave our biggest reasons for optimism and pessimism for this year’s Vikings.
              • Taking a closer look at the Vikings’ game-by-game schedule did not make me more optimistic.
                • On an oddsmaker’s list of NFL QBs most likely to be the first one benched this season, J.J. McCarthy is No. 4.
                  • The NFL season starts tonight, and a juicy subplot has been revealed between Thursday’s participants: Before the Cowboys traded Micah Parsons to the Packers, the Eagles had attempted to deal for him.
                    • Star Tribune columnist Chip Scoggins is expected to join me on Friday’s podcast to talk Vikings and Gophers, among other things.
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                      Michael Rand

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                      Michael Rand is the Minnesota Star Tribune's Digital Sports Senior Writer and host/creator of the Daily Delivery podcast. In 25 years covering Minnesota sports at the Minnesota Star Tribune, he has seen just about everything (except, of course, a Vikings Super Bowl).

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