Fairgoers, start your diets.
The Minnesota State Fair announced its 2018 class of new foods on Tuesday morning, which means that nine weeks from now, those grazing their way across the Great Minnesota Get-Together will indulge in their annual mass taste-testing, determining which entries are destined for "classics" status, and which newcomers will be labeled "flops."
There's a shocker, too: There are no on-a-stick entries, a development that is positively un-Minnesotan. Have State Fair purveyors finally run out of ways to spear edibles on a stick?
This year's official list of 27 is slimmer than previous entries. Last year's roster topped out at 31; there were 32 in 2016 and more than 50 in 2015. This year's fair opens Aug. 23 and runs through Sept. 3.
Is a trend still a trend when that trend hits the State Fair mainstream? That burning question will be answered when Cafe Caribe places the poke bowl in the spotlight. Think "rice bowl," topped with ginger- and soy sauce-marinated raw tuna and a colorful blend of avocado, mango and pico de gallo.
Shrimp is popular. For its second year at the fair, the Hideaway Speakeasy is filling an avocado half with Gulf white shrimp, black beans, tomato, onions and roasted corn. And Shrimp Shack will be featuring a jalapeño-fueled shrimp-cucumber-onion ceviche, serving it with tortilla chips.
Each edition of the Great Minnesota Pig-Out is always good for a few talkers, valued for their novelty and ability to become social media darlings. This year's roster just might include the gravity-defying Rainbow Cloud Roll at Rainbow Ice Cream, which is described as "three scoops of hand-rolled ice cream sprinkled with fruity cereal and wrapped in a pillow of cotton candy."
Another contender? The Mangonada Shave Ice at Minnesnowii Shave Ice, a mango-flavored shave ice that's dressed with a Mexican sweet-spicy condiment, Tajin chile pepper seasoning and popping mango boba pearls. It'll be served with a tamarind candy straw, of course.