The details were fuzzy: Was Bam Margera of Jackass fame bashed on the head in the wee hours with a pipe or a baseball bat? Was the basher a neighbor of his West Chester club who was mad about the noise? Did he really call her terrible names? Or was it a stunt for his reality show that features inane behavior?
Read the story; learn why “Bam” may have been assaulted - sorry, struck upside the head - by a 59-year old woman, and marvel at this description of the fellow’s career: “the 30-year-old skateboard phenom and MTV celebrity.”
If you’re still known as a “skateboard phenom” when you’re 30, chances are there’s not a lot you’ll be known for when you’re 40.