If this story is true, then the other story is false. Or vice versa. Gossip Cop reports that In Touch magazine is just making up Octomom quotes and putting them in the Octomaw:
“I hate the babies, they disgust me. My older six are animals, getting more and more out of control, because I have no time to properly discipline them.”
According to mag’s “interview,” Suleman says, “The only way I can cope is to lock myself in the bathroom and cry. Sometimes I sit there for hours and even eat my lunch sitting on the toilet floor. Anything to get peace and quiet… I absolutely wish I had not had them.”
But what’s even crazier is that Suleman says she never said any of those things to In Touch, and that the tabloid fabricated the entire “interview.”
Wonder how they get away with this. Surely there’s a lawyer somewhere in the office, one of the wise voices of experience who says “better put ‘sources say,’ just to be safe.”
Upside: No matter how you feel about your job, consider that it does not consist of making up Octomom quotes, and feel blessed.