I don't really play video games anymore unless it's 1) On a long trip and we happen to have a hookup for an old PlayStation, as was the case with this year's Great Baseball Road Trip or 2) If Rocket, my friend of a quarter-century, is in town and he needs a reminder about who is better at Mario Kart.
(It's me).
So if you came here for a review of the new Madden 16 football game, which was officially released today, you're in the wrong place. My available moments these days are used up dreaming about jumpsuits, thinking about puns and tending to a 1-year-old.
What I can tell you, without having spent a moment with the actual game, is that the Madden folks don't seem to give the Vikings a whole lot of respect.
Individually, Adrian Peterson garners a very nice 95 rating. Teddy Bridgewater gets a modest 82, Robert Blanton gets a strangely high 86 and Cordarrelle Patterson gets a well-earned but chilly 73.
Team-wise is where it really gets ugly. Within the division, the Packers are deemed the best (90 rating out of 100), which is fair, fine, whatever. Next up? Detroit, with an 83 … and then the Vikings way down at 77, followed not too far behind by the Bears at 75.
By my count, there are 10 NFC teams ranked higher than the Vikings, two with the same 77 rating and just three below them. I know. I know.
I know.