NEW YORK — It wasn't long ago that we thought the Twins needed to trade for Cliff Lee so they'd have an ace in the playoffs. The way they've played the past four days, our Narcoleptic Nine might need to acquire Lee, Roy Oswalt and a couple of dozen IV bags filled with Starbucks to avoid falling into third place this weekend.
When a good team slumps, it can be hard to tell whether it's because of a flat tire or a blown transmission, but at the moment the Twins are leaking so much oil Bud Selig is considering sending in underwater robots.
The Twins have lost four consecutive, following their 5-2 sleepwalk against the Mets at Citi Field on Friday night, and this isn't one of those "The Baseball Gods Are Against Us" losing streaks. This is lousy, lethargic baseball.
Over the past four games, the Twins have committed six errors; they had committed 21 in their first 69 games. Friday, they looked sloppy again, committing two errors in the fourth inning, and failing to execute a relay from the outfield that allowed the Mets' third run to score, when Denard Span's low throw short-hopped Nick Punto.
That misplay, which didn't count as an error, prompted Mets third base coach Chip Hale (the former Twin) to belatedly decide to send Ike Davis (former Twins closer Ron Davis' son) home after Davis had paused at third.
After the Twins were shut out and swept in Milwaukee on Thursday, Justin Morneau accused his teammates of playing with a lack of energy. He's right -- this team has played poorly in day games the past two years, a sign some of their players aren't mature enough to prepare themselves to play when they're required to get up before noon.
What's more troubling is that 40 percent of their rotation now looks unreliable. Nick Blackburn has imploded, and soon might be out of the rotation. Kevin Slowey, who started on Friday night, offered a typical effort, breezing through the lineup once before pitching batting practice, allowing the Mets to score five in the fourth, fifth and six innings.
For a supposed control pitcher, Slowey throws a lot of fastballs right down the middle. He has given up 17 earned runs his past three starts.