An American success story! Congrats, Levi Johnston: you've got a reality show. TMZ says the show will start in LA, and then will go to Alaska, where he will be filmed running for his life from a helicopter containing a national political figure shooting at him with a high-powered rifle.
"It combines 'The Fugitive' and some other show I can't remember at the moment," said the producer, 'and we expect it will be very popular. Probably won't have a second season," he added, holding up a parka with a red target on the back, "but we expect merchandising this line of outerwear will be strong for a year."
(Note: we would like to say that's all false, but the part about him getting a show is true.)