If Lambeau Field weren't sold out from here to eternity, you might suspect the Packers and Vikings of constructing elaborate plots, like self-promoting boxers or googly-eyed pro wrestlers, to sell a few more tickets.
Perhaps never before in this rivalry of contrasts and contempt have these teams given us so many converging, feature-film-quality story lines, many of them revolving around a guy who won't be in the stadium. But memories of Brett Favre will hover over Lambeau like holograms.
Favre ranks first in NFL history in most passing statistics. This summer, he also became the first healthy, popular and productive quarterback headed for the Hall of Fame to bicker publicly with his team about whether he could rescind his retirement; to call the coaches of his team's foremost rival often enough to inspire a tampering charge; to force a trade after a season in which he threw for 4,000 yards and almost went to the Super Bowl; and to dominate conversations in Minnesota and Wisconsin more than an incoming blizzard.
Favre spent the summer alternately teasing, tempting and enraging Vikings and Packers fans.
All the activity left his replacement, Aaron Rodgers, squirming like the third person on a loveseat.
Right into the fire
The Packers' decision to trade Favre to the Jets was a Lambeau Leap of Faith, meaning Rodgers will make his first NFL start in prime time on "Monday Night Football" at the helm of a team that went 13-3 last year and almost made it to the Super Bowl, while facing the team best qualified to contend with the Packers for the NFC North title.
And the team whose coaches spoke with Favre while he was bickering with Packers management. The NFL decided not to charge the Vikings with tampering with a player under contract to another team, but the accusation means that there could be as many glares between the teams' front offices as among the players.