"Juno" excerpt

December 7, 2007 at 10:41PM

FROM DIABLO CODY'S "JUNO" SCREENPLAY

JUNOI knew this girl. She had this crazy freak-out because she took too many behavioral meds at once. And she just, like RIPPED off her clothes and DOVE into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and was like (strikes a Godzilla pose) "Blaaa! I am a KRAKEN FROM THE SEA!!!" SU CHINI heard that was you. JUNOWell, it was good seein' ya, Su Chin.

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